FCB Sala show real steel to master FC Catenaccio

30 Jan

29/01/2012 – FC Catenaccio 5 – 6 FC Britanico

An intense and frantic game for the Sala boys saw them leave the field with a deserved 6-5 result. Not everyone was particularly composed in the final third, but luckily new Mango model Jed Bernstein, replacing the repugnant Piqué, had his scoring boots on and put away 4 nice goals, with Julien and Fred adding one each. After initially going up 3-1 FCB Sala arrived at half time 3-3. There were some touch-and-go moments in the second period when the lead slip away, but some great defending from Jack and Julien helped secure the win. Smarter, calmer play needed with the ball next week to keep the team going forward but 3 fantastic points gained on an otherwise dreary weekend for FCB.

FC Britanico’s total football comes out second best against Absolute Sport A in goalfest

30 Jan

29/01/2012 –  FC Britanico 2 – 5 Absolute Sport A

Stylish FCB Regional went down hard on Sunday in a wonderful game at the Cage. This was a game that had the barrio out in force as two top football sides showed off their talents by the barrica. 2-2 at half time with some sumptuous football already played saw Britanico come out confident of taking all 3 points, however, it was not to be after an early penalty and two late goals meant a harsh scoreline to a very even game.

Britanicos beasted and bested by FC Animales

28 Jan

FC Britanico’s Bunwer boys learnt a hard lesson on a chilling morning at Parque de la Almudena where they went down 6-0. After an organised start a horror two minutes saw two goals conceded against the run of play. The third was an angled drive just after the halftime oranges and last three were put away in a manic final 10 minutes. Endeavour, blood, sweet and tears where on show but FCB will have to pick themselves up after this result.

Best of Britanico

26 Jan

On FCB’s recently launched TV channel, BritanicoTV, we have a new feature, Best of Britanico. This week, our 5 mighty football warriors will be in a straight up old school keepy-uppy comp, but who do you think can keep the ball in the air the longest? Vote now and tune into BritanicoTV next week to find out!!!

FCB Sala 3-11 O’Neils

22 Jan

FCB Sala started the new year with a disappointing defeat to table toppers O’Neils Celtic.

Match report from Captain Ollie Hamilton

“It was a tough start to the new year for the sala team, as after their opening two games were postponed due to lack of available players, they took on top of the league O’Neils Celtic. To add to their troubles, a last-minute bout of the sh*ts (don’t worry Carlos I won’t say it was you) left the team with only 5 players and no subs. The spartan line-up included 3 regulars, Ollie, Jed and Fred, and 2 new signings Julien Chapu and Ridan Muradov.

The game started at a frantic pace, with the opposition going close a couple of times, only to be foiled by some good defending from new boys Julien and Ridan. And in fact it was FCB that got the first goal on the scoreboard after about 6 minutes – the ball seemingly stuck to Ollie’s boots as he weaved between two opposition players and smacked it into the back of the O’Neils’ net. It’s a good bet that he won’t score another goal like that for the rest of the season, if ever. However, the whole team knew it was going to be an uphill struggle, and so it proved, as O’Neils swiftly pulled back two. Some decent play from Britanico’s resulted in good but missed chances, and two goals on the break for O’Neils made the score 1-4. A ray of hope came about 10 minutes from the half, as some great passing play was sweetly finished by the ever reliable headless chicken that is Jed. Unfortunately, our tiredness started to show and O’Neils put two goals away before the half to make it 6-2 (they did have 5 subs you know).

Having caught a little breath over the short half-time period, FCB looked stronger and were linking up well, at the same time trying to slow the play a little as to not tire out too quickly. It didn’t last long though, and after some clinical finishing from the opposition we found ourselves down 2-8. Both Ollie and Jed scuppered one-on-one’s with the keeper (he was a big bastard alright), but they managed to redeem themselves as Jed’s well-placed corner was met by Ollie’s boot, putting the score at 3-8. Fred and Ridan also saw chances go just wide, and the punishing pace of the game meant cracks in the FCB defence had turned into canyons, O’Neils making the score 3-11 by the merciful final whistle. Certainly not the best result, but the team can be proud of themselves for playing some good football against a top side and basically running their a*ses off.”

FCB Regional blown away by CD Estremera

22 Jan

Image22/01/2012 - CD Estremera 3-0 FCB Regional

The Regional team suffered a disappointing 3-0 defeat away from home this afternoon to CD Estremera. The Brits thought they had gone ahead at 0-0, only for their early strike to be chopped off, however, they only had themselves to blame for their subsequent demise. Despite dominating possession of the ball, FCB found themselves unable to break down the home defence and create chances. At the other end, however, the FCB rear-guard was found wanting, leaving the management team with plenty of food for thought for the training week ahead.

Match report by Mikey Langan

“Looking to arrest a poor club run as of recent, FCB made the ridiculous journey 70 km south with nothing but Lee Armstrong’s awful taste in music for company to face CD Estremera. Placed only one position above the regional side, this appeared a good opportunity for the regional side to bounce back from last week, and string together their second away victory in succession. Welcoming three debutants to the side, Neil managed to find places for Reece and new lad Paul, but was unable to accomodate double agent Nick Boyle in his starting 11. FCB lined up Hutch, Seba, Fernando, Will, Reece. A midfield five of (from l-r) Pughy, Stevie Mac, Lee, Michael and Yoichi. New lad Paul was given the unenviable task of leading the line alone. FCB started promisingly, and moved the ball well, if a little conservatively among the back four and middle five. Paul, up front, displayed an undoubted ability to receive the ball under pressure, although was a little rushed in his distribution earlier on, but this improved vastly as the game proceeded. Within ten minutes, FCB had the ball in the back of the net after Will turned home a driven cross, but was harshly adjudged to have been in an offside position. From here, FCB day deteriorated, and within ten minutes, they were dealt a triple blow. Firstly, defensive colossus Fernando was forced off with a quad strain, to be replaced with Nick Boyle. And FCB went from 11 v 11 to what felt like 14 v 10 in a hearbeat. Matters were compounded when, after slack play from the rogue agent, the opposition broke quickly, and, after a mix up in the FCB defence, Hutch was rounded and FCB were undeservingly a goal down. From this, FCB dropped the tempo a little, and were penned in for the next fifteen minutes, before again regaining composure, and possibly being unlucky to remain trailing at the interval.

The second half, however, was calamitous. After a decent spell of play, FCB found themselves another goal down after some collective slack play, and saw Fernando removed from the technical area for his protests at some increasingly erratic refereeing errors. Fifteen minutes or so into the second half, a melee broke out after a typically fierce Stevie Mac tackle, and Estremera were lucky to retain their full complement of players. While FCB were knocking the ball around nicely, a cutting edge and a sense of urgency in their play was lacking, perhaps assisted by an opposition content to allow us possession in non threatening areas of the park. From a corner, Yoichi was harshly adjudged to have fouled, and Hutch was again called upon to bail FCB out of trouble. Although he managed a hand to the well struck penalty, Hutch could not repeat last weeks heroics, and FCB were three down, and the game as a contest was over. 
That said, the controversy continued, with Bobby Wang offering a 7.9 dive in the box in an attempt to reverse fortunes. Hopefully this is something which will be in the New Year’s resolutions list for the midfield dynamo. In an astonishing sequence of events, never before witnessed, full back Seba managed in incur a red card (two bookings), despite having picked up neither booking while on the field of play Special mention, however, goes to Neil Moran, for his vicious and uncensored assault on a referee whose only crime was to officiate the game appropriately. Usually ice cool and the epitome of discipline, the usually placid Yorkshire man was more Joey Barton than Alan Pardew on this occasion, and was rightfully banished to the stand. With Lee Armstrong left alone in the dugout, abandoned by his ill disciplined, colleagues, FCB’s attempted comeback ultimately amounted to nothing, and they were consigned to a second consecutive defeat. From here they, along with the Sala and Bunwer teams, are in desperate need of some points on the board this weekend. Three points and no ******* excuses.
Motm goes to Neil Moran (actually to the excellent Reece Carling)
Special mention to Nick Boyle, who finally looks to have rediscovered his confidence, although could do with misplacing his ability to throw away goals.

Voice of Viernes

21 Jan

Stevie Mac waves “adios” to FCB with an interview over on BritanicoTV, our new video channel.

FCB Reg. 1-4 Almudena

15 Jan

Image15/01/2012 – La Elipa

FCB Regional went down 1-4 at home against ALMUDENA “B” despite another strong performance. A goal from Yoichi Tanaka and several great saves, including a penalty, from MOTM Matt Hutchinson, were not enough to prevent Neil Moran’s Britanicos from losing their first match of 2012.

A sobering match report from Mikey Langan

Looking for three straight wins, FCB Regional hosted ALMUDENA “B” at LaElipa with confidence riding high. With an absent Neil, Phil was left in charge, ably assisted by Nick Boyle. Despite their undoubted credentials, neither sought to tamper with the side any more than strictly necessary. FCB lined up Hutch, Seba, Fernando, Will, Nestor, Stevie, Lee, Yoichi, Pugh, Michael and Pat alone up front. 

FCB started well, holding their own against a side comfortably seated in the top half of the table. However, a dangerous left midfielder was giving FCB for concern and, rightly so. After 20 minutes, he delivered an excellent cross, which was decisiviely headed by Hutch to give the visitors a lead. FCB regrouped, but wree caught cold aagain by a through ball, and the opposition striker was always favourite to beat an oncoming Hutch and leave FCB with a mountain to climb. Undeterred, FCB regained composure and, after good work from Pat, Michael got the ball into the mix, only for Dave Pugh’s typical instinctive strike to be saved. Thankfully, Yoichi was on hand and put FCB firmly back in contention.
At half time, Phil got the lads in, and demanded an extra gear be found, an extra gear which would see FCB taking something from the game. Although the second half was began with a high tempo from the home side, there was a vulnerability about the side and, on the hour marked, FCB shot themselves in the foot again. Failing to deal with an inswingng corner, the ball was allowed to drop in the six yard area, and was fired past a stranded Hutch to restore the two goal deficit. Bobby Wang next went close with an incredible header, but the goalkeeper deserves immense credit for somehow managing to thwart FCB’s Gulliver. However, minutes later, Stevie Mac was harshly adjudged to have felled an opposition player in the box, but FCB were indebted to the excellent Hutch who produced a fine stop to keep FCB’s slender hopes alive.
While FCB continued to press, in truth, we ran out fo steam. With time running down, we never really looked capable of reducing the deficit and preserving our excellent home run. FCB’s disappointing day was ended minutes from full time when, after confusion in the back line, a fourth goal was conceded, and the score line was given a somewhat undeserved gloss. On the back of a disappointing draw for the Bunwer side on the Saturday, this is a week best forgot about for FCB. Worryingly for the regional side, however, they have Nick Boyle to be introduced to the squad :hidesnehindthecouch:
MOTM goes to Matt Hutchinson.

FCB Bunwer 1-1 Navidul

14 Jan

14/1/2011 – La Elipa

FCB Bunwer continued their poor run of winter results this morning with a laboured draw against league strugglers Navidul. It was a case of letting a lead slip once again for Rami’s lads, who had gone ahead through a Martin Kirkpatrick header. Navidul looked strong though and their pace up front allowed them to take advantage of sloppy Britanico defending to equalise. With a week off next week, Rami will be looking to his team to refocus and ensure they make the top 12.

Match Report (mostly) from Michael Langan

 

FCB, having kicked off the new year with a creditable draw against high flying maycometal, sought their first victory in five against struggling Navidul. With La Elipa covered in frost, and more than a hint of cold in the air, this was always going to be a tougher fixture than paper suggested. FCB lined up Hutch, Kiki, Tom Pope, Mike Ojo, Kirky, and Oldhams favourite son. In midfield, Michael, Double Agent Boyle, and the departing James Hamilton, with a returning George and Ishamel leading the line. The game kicked off at a snail’s pace- with FCB struggling to maintain possession, and looking very disjointed. Against poorer sides, we could have found ourself a couple down but, against Navidul, coped fined despite our inadequacies. As the game progressed, FCB began to play more of the game in the opposition half and, for the first time in recent memory were offering a genuine threat from set pieces. After consistent pressure, and impressive delivery from one yard specialist James Hamilton, Martin finally repaid manager Ramis faith in him with a bullet header which thundered off the bar and into the net. FCB could’ve made it 2 when loudmouth and general trouble-maker Langan missed an absolute sitter, later claiming that it had merely been due to a call at the back post from the advancing Sean Powell (aye right). However, the game was not without controversy and, minutes before the break, FCB should have had a penalty, and probably a man advantage, when George was felled by the Navidul goalkeeper, but the infringement was deemed to have occurred outside the area. From the resultant free kick, nothing materialised and FCB had to content themself with a slender and always fragile one nothing advantage at half time. As the second half kicked off, FCB again struggled to stamp their authority on the game and, with Double Agent Boyle beginning to have his own ‘impact on the game, we never looked safe. After an hour or so, disaster struck, and Double Agent Boyle revealed himself- when an excellent through ball from him (for Navidul) saw the struggling side equalise after some ill fortune at the back. FCB changed formation, and reverted to their familiar 4-3-3, in an attempt to chase a winning goal but, in truth, were toothless and lackluster in front of goal. But for the reckless tackle on Ishmael, and the resultant melee, there would really be nothing of note in the last ten minutes- a damning indictment of FCB’s front 6. The midfield must take a lot of responsibility, as at no time during the game did they truly dictate play and make things happen. Similarly, Ishamel had an off day, whereas George appeared just a little off the pace. A two week break now beckons for the Bunwer side (hopefully a bit longer for the disgraced Nick Boyle) and we must really strive to recapture our early season form, which saw us a genuine threat to decent teams. Today, frankly, was embarassing, and should be forgotten as quickly as Nick Boyle can turn a game, adversely, for FCB. MOTM goes to Kirky, but a special mention to Hutch, who wuz robbed. Special thanks to James who, even although his stay with the Bunwer side has been fleeting, has been a welcome addition to the middle of the park, and deserved better than the send off Nick gave him today.

Silky’s final thought:

After almost forgetting what a draw is since the opening day of the season, FCB recorded their second such result in a row at the weekend and it seems that the team has also forgotten how to win games.  La Elipa was shrouded in fog for Saturday morning’s encounter with Navidul and this was reflective of FCB’s performance and general play, at times not having the foggiest idea of how to kill off the opposition. However, at least we didn’t have the cheek to claim we couldn’t see each other properly as Sir Alex Ferguson did many years ago after Man Utd lost to Southampton while wearing a particularly c**p grey strip!  In the end 2 points went missing in the murkiness and FCB need to clear their heads quickly if they want to claim a top 12 finish.  On a positive note we were treated to a tribal dance of some sort from Mr Langan as the lacklustre performance began to take its toll

ADEPO 2-4 FCB Regional

8 Jan

8/1/2012 – Palomeras

The Britanico Regional boys get 2012 off to a flyer with maximum points away from home to ADEPO Palomeras.

Match Report from Michael Langan

After a promising finish to 2011, FCB travelled to ADEPO Palomeras looking for their first away points of the season. Neil Moran, sporting a smashing new haircut, was hopeful of three points against a side rooted to the bottom of the table. In favourable weather conditions, and with a wide park which made it possible to get the ball down and play, FCB lined up: Hutch, Seba, Will, Alan, Fernando, James, Stevie Mac, Lee,  Dave Pugh, Yoichi and Pat. Beginning dynamically, and pressing the ball well, FCB quickly took control of the game, and looked set to press home their superiority with a goal. However, after a degree of confusion, they found themselves, undeservedly, a goal down inside the first fifteen minutes. Undeterred, FCB kicked on, and continued to press, with the midfield five knocking the ball around nicely, and linking well with Pat up front. Soon, they were rewarded for their efforts, after Seba met a Lee Armstrong set piece, only to see his effort saved. However, as he has a happy knack recently of doing, James Hamilton was on hand to turn in from at least one yard to level the scores. FCB finished the half strongly, and should probably have taken the lead, but the scores remained level until half time.

At half time, a struggling Lee was replaced by the ever sprightly Michael in the centre of midfield. Again FCB appeared in control of the game, but again found themselves behind, following a bursting run and thundering finish to restore ADEPO’s lead. A few minutes later, however, FCB levelled, with a virtually carbon copy of their first equaliser, with club captain Tomaz on hand to turn the ball over the line and restore parity between the sides. From here, FCB began to press on, with Stevie Mac driving forward in a more advanced midfield position and, after good place on the left hand side, the ball brok to Michael at the edge of the area to finish and give FCB a deserved lead, if perhaps an hour or so later than should have been the case. Unfortunately, his luck did not hold a few moments later when, bearing down on goal, he could manage only a sclaffed effort and not put the game beyond ADEPO. However, FCB were not to be kept out, and minutes later, the game was settled after an excellent release from Stevie Mac saw Dave Pugh bearing down on goal, and slotting home in his typical cool and composed manner. From here, FCB’s levels dropped and, while they were never truly in danger of allowing ADEPO back into the game, it was slightly concerning to see the foot come off the gas but, ultimately, FCB held on for their first back to back victories, and their first away success of the season.

FCB Goals: Dave Pugh, Tomas Antoranz, James Hamilton, Mike Langan

FCB Assists: Dave Pugh, Steve Macdonald, Pat Khodadadian, Seba Blasco

FCB Yellow Cards: Bobby Wang, Mike Langan, Lee Armstrong, Steve Macdonald, Seba Blasco

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